All aboard the hilarity express with the “Trump Train” Tee, choo-choo-choosing Trump for 2024! This isn’t just a cotton tee; it’s your first-class ticket to the comeback campaign of the century. Made from 100% cotton, because we believe in 100% American comfort, this shirt is as ready for the election season as Trump is for another round of ‘You’re fired!’
100% cotton, as pure as the American dream and as robust as Trump’s rally speeches.
Sport Grey at 90% cotton, 10% polyester, because even the most die-hard fans can appreciate a little flexibility.
Ash Grey at 99% cotton, 1% polyester, for that 1% chance someone changes their vote from last time.
Heather colors at a 50/50 cotton-polyester mix, because why not enjoy the best of both worlds?
Fabric weight of 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²), as heavyweight as Trump’s presence on the political stage.
Open-end yarn, because we’re open to all kinds of political yarns.
Tubular fabric, rolling out like the red carpet for Trump’s re-entrance.
Taped neck and shoulders, for a fit that’s as secure as a border wall.
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem, because we’re doubling down for 2024.
Sourced globally, because good deals, like good shirts, know no borders.
The “Trump Train” Tee is custom-made when you order, just like a Trump steak—tailored to your taste. This on-demand service means we only produce what’s needed, reducing waste like Trump reduces regulations. By choosing this tee, you’re not just voting for a candidate; you’re voting for a more sustainable closet. Thanks for making a purchase that’s as smart as a tax cut and as eco-friendly as a Trump golf course.
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